Kenapa Aniaya Orang Nak Kahwin??

Assalamualaikum...

Lately ni banyak betul aku baca kat fb aku pasal orang kena aniaya dengan wedding planner. kadang tu sampai lagi berapa hari je nak majlis, baju tak siaplah, makeup artis tarik diri lah, pelamin tak siap lah, katerer lari lah.. Apa jenis manusia dia orang ni eh?

Kau yang menipu orang, aniaya orang ni tak takut mati ke dik? Kau gila ke tak kesian dekat mak bapak budak budak yang nak kawen tu kau pedajal kan depa? Kau ingat dorang tu nak kawen main main ke? Kau ingat depa tu kawen setahun sekali ke? Kau gila ke dik buat orang macam tu?

Apa jenis manusia lah kau ni? Orang nak kawen, nak jadi raja sehari. Kau tipu dia hidup-hidup. Tak cukup dengan tu, kau lukakan hati mak bapak budak budak yang nak kawen tu. Itupun kalau ada mak bapak. Kalau anak yatim piatu? Kau tak kesian ke?

Astaghfirullahalaziim..

Apa yang ada dalam kepala otak kau ni?!! Kalau iye pun nak pakai duit, jangan la menipu! Janganla aniaya orang lain! menyusahkan orang lain! Kau tak kesian ke kat budak tuh?!

Kau tak fikir ke kalau nanti tuhan tu bagi balasan kat kau? Atau kat keluarga kau?

Kau bayangkan budak budak ni dah seronok nak kawen walaupun dalam fikiran masing masing semua risau kot kot makanan tak cukup nanti, majlis berjalan lancar ke tidak, lagi pulak yang lelaki mesti fikir nak menanggung anak orang, nak pikul tanggungjawab baru. Yang si perempuan pulak mesti fikir cantik ke tidak masa hari nikah, hari sanding, mesti fikir macam mana nak hidup berasingan dengan family, nak jadi isteri yang solehah, nak kena tinggalkan macam macam lagi. Kau senang senang je makan duit orang, aniaya orang? Pukimak.

Tak tahulah dah kenapa manusa macam kau orang yang aniaya orang ni hidup lagi. Kenapalah kau berniaga semata mata untuk menipu. Kenyang agaknya makan duit orang lain ye? Semoga satu hari nanti kau sedar dan berubah.

Merantau...

Assalamualaikum...

Aku tengah tak boleh tidur. Dan tiba tiba aku teringat masa aku baru sampai Dubai ni dulu, ada orang tanya aku raya kat mana. Bila aku jawab Malaysia, dia terus sindir atau apa aku tak tau tapi bunyi nya macam ni "buat apa balik Malaysia tu? Raya je kat sini.. Malaysia tu takde apa lah"

Aku macam tergamam.

Aku ada mak ayah. Aku ada mertua dan ipar duai. Aku nak makanan Malaysia.

Kenapa eh sampai macamtu sekali tahap pemikiran manusia yang aku boleh rasakan dia angkuh?

Aku boleh chill kalau dia bukan asalnya dari Malaysia. Tapi aku tak boleh nak chill sebab dia memang asal dari Malaysia. 

Aku tau bila kita merantau ni macam macam yang kita rindukan. Macam macam yang kita nak buat bila kita dapat balik Kampung halaman sendiri (walaupun aku dah takde datuk dan nenek). Tapi salah ke kalau aku balik Malaysia?

TAK SALAH!

You cant be going to ppl and said that "buat apa balik Malaysia tu? Raya je kat sini.. Malaysia tu takde apa lah." Dude, go away!

Dinner at PF Changs

Assalamualaikum...

Its our night lah konon keluar berdua dating. Dinner at PF Changs @ Jumeirah beach Resident. I can tell that i had a nightmare. The service is bad!

Oh btw, Here is my makeup look for that night

So here is the story, we waited for almost 20mins to order our food. Ok. Drinks are served after meal. Ok. Cutleries? Ok. 

Ive ordered PF Changs Fried Rice. We share because the portion are for two (for us). But they forgot to give us the cutleries. Ok. So i asked for it. Ok.

The server gave us a black  folded napkins. so when we open it, i see two forks, a chopstick and a knife. So i guess i have to eat the rice using chopsticks. Ok. But i called for the server and asked them if only they have spoon. But they say they dont have it. They only have the serving spoon. Ok. So i asked "then what should i use to eat?" So he said "Ohh.. Cutleries! Ok maam, we'll send it to you." Ok.

The server gave me this. The serving spoon. This will scoop the rice and i have to put it in my mouth. Yep! but its fine. Im a genius like that, so i use fork.

You know it is disrespectful right? But yeah. They left me with no choice. 

So when we asked for our bill, I was writing down the complaints, and guess what? 3 different servers came to me and ask for the money and folder. yep.

Ojie Makeup Diary

Assalamualaikum...

So last thursday, Kak Bibi texted me and ask how much do i charge for a makeup for photoshoot. Well its kinda tough juga sebab i never charge and i dont know how much should i charge. Ye lah sebab aku bukan makeup artist. Segan juga kalau makeup tiba tiba jadi macam malaun todi ke apa kan.

But i did mentioned that nak bagi berapa terpulang tapi kena atas dari 100 dirham sebab cos untuk my makeup. Hahaha. So then Kak Bibi pun kata dia nak bayar 101 dirham je. Hahaha! I told her can but foundation je la i letak. lol. Then I decide untuk charged her 200dirham, and she was fine with it.

Masih tak happy dengan shading hidung. :( Nak kena prektis lagi!!

Below are the list:

Brows: Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Whiz (Dark Brown)

Eyeshadows: DIOR Jewel Collection

Foundation: Makeup Forever Ultra HD code 123

Lipstick: NYX Soft Matte Lipstick Stockholm + Addis Ababa

Concealer: Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Kit Light to Medium

Contour: NARS Radiant Creamy CACAO

Bronzer: Anastasia beverly Hills Glow Kit Gleam

Pro Prime: NARS Smudge Proof Eyeshadow Base

BB Cream: Smashbox 

Setting Powder: Makeup Forever HD Powder 

Corrector: LA Girl Orange and Green 

Lashes: KISS (Bought this from Boots)

DubaiCanvas at Jumeirah Beach Residents

Assalamualaikum...

Last weekend masa ber mee kari kat rumah abby and warith, memang dah plan nak pergi art event kat Jumeirah Beach Residents.

Here are some photos we had that night. My husband punya fanboy moment :P

This is my husband with Fanakapan. Writer dari UK. Oh dia punya piece 3D and sumpah i thought it was a balloon! Rupanya 3D level gila babs!

We went to a lepak session kat rumah one of the writer. Her name is Fateema. Odeith was there. Odeith ni writer from Portugal. Quite friendly. At the house, i was amazed by the deco itself. Its so art art gittew. And Fats was a great host! 

She is recovering from hearing problem sebab accident masa diving and drinking too. But she manage to be a wonderful host that night! I gave them the mee kari that i cooked kat rumah abby. Oh well they enjoyed it very very much! Malu!

So while we tengah borak borak, then someone ring the door. It was Fats neighbour! Julie. We thought the music is too loud! Rupanya dia nak join the party. Well not really party pun. Its just a couple of writers lepak chill dengar lagu and paint. Julie kind of mess it up. She was drunk and tend to trigger everyone and Fats serba salah. So i told them that i will layan Julie.

Julie was super drunk. Masa berborak pun banyak gila air liur dia tersembur. Nak marah tapi dia mabuk so jauhkan muka je lah. She told me that she has a daughter. Adopted. Dia tak habis habis cakap anak dia cantik,amazing, and selit juga kata i lawa macam anak dia. Cerita punya cerita, dia kata her child tu from Utopia. The she showed me the photo of her child, wah kiut macam North West! 

Bila dah lama tu dia makin borak and sibuk nak tambah wine lah whisky lah but i stopped her. Bla dia taknak dengar, i called Fats. Sampai lah one time tu Julie kacau odeith. Odeith gave her one look. Julie sentap gila. Odeith kept telling Fats to ask her to leave tapi Fats serba salah because Fats tau Julie ada problem. Dia keguguran, suami tak layan etc.

So jatuh rasa kesian aku kat Julie ni. But bijak tak aku bila aku bagitau dia "Julie,Drinking doesnt solve anything" lol bodoh! kalau dah mat salleh,memang itulah budaya dia!!! hahahahahahaha! 

Lepastu Julie kata nak balik. Aku berhuhuhu je lah sampai 5 pagi. Pukul 7am kang ada customer nak datang makeup!

Rayani Air Interview

Assalamualaikum...

Korang semua tau kan pasal interview rayani Air baru baru ni? Yeah for sure korang tau pasal ada certain cendidates mengamuk sebab tak dapat/kena reject.

You see girls, life is tough. Tak semua yang kita nak tu kita dapat.

And of course airline company ni nak yang terbaik and thats why depa deman macam macam. Including tak boleh pakai braces.

Ada yang marah sebab tak credit in mathematics sebab the requirements nak kena credit.

Please la girls.. Kalau one company dah letak syarat macam tu what else you can say? Nak cuba nasib make sure semua requirements tu depa tak letak. if depa letak requirements tu maknanya depa tau la apa depa nak.

Come on.. Look on the bright side, ada yang dah cukup syarat untuk apa yang depa nak also tak dapat. Chill okay?

Mari Memasak Bersama Kak Ojie

Assalamualaikum...

Ada la sehari dua tu tiba tiba tekak nak makan mee kari yang mak mak masak. You know i miss ibu so much... hahaha

So masa melepak with the girls tu, i told kak adha yang i memang nak makan mee kari tup tup esoknya tu dia upload gambar mee kari. gilaaaaaa sedap nengoknya!

So kak adha yang berhati mulia telah memberi resipi!


Resepi Mee Kari


Bahan-Bahan:

1 bungkus mee kuning
1 kg kerang direbus dan diambil isi
2 bungkus rempah kari daging
3 sudu cili serbuk (kalau nak pedas)
isi ayam di potong kecil
fish ball
fish cakes
antan secukupnya
garam
Gula jika perlu
serbuk perasa


Bahan Tumis –

3 biji bawang merah di mayang
3 ulas bawang putih di mayang
1 inci halia
daun kari
2 batang kulit kayu manis
3 kuntum bunga lawang
5 kuntung bunga cengkih

Bahan Hiasan –

bawang goreng
taugeh di celur
Sawi celur
daun bawang
daun sup
telur rebus
limau kasturi
cili merah atau hijau



Cara Memasak:

1. Tumiskan bahan tumisan sehingga kekuningan.
2. Masukkan rempah kari dan serbuk cili yang telah dibancuh dengan sedikit air. Masak hingga pecah minyak.
3. Kemudian, masukkan ayam dan kacau sebentar. Masukkan santan, tunggu sampai mendidih.
4. Masukkan pula fish cake, fish ball, dan isi kerang.
5. Perasakan dengan garam gula dan serbuk perasa, suaikan rasa. Bila dah masak hiaskan dengan bahan-bahan hiasan.

I dont know how abby boleh tahan diri nak snap photo lagi. Semua orang dah lapar time ni. lol

The view from Abby's balcony. I just love it!

Thanks for having us abby and warith. I didnt know if taste good or not sebab ni first time masak mee kari. But im so glad that you enjoyed the food! 

But mee kari yang you guys tapaukan for us to we bagi the mat salleh makan. They love it too! Thanks kak adha bagi resipi!

Breakfast At The Hamptons

Assalamualaikum...

Last week i saw Kak Adha updated her facebook that she went to The Hamptons with her friends. So i was so jealous kinda thing yknow... Looking at the photos of the food, pastries.. I just Cant!

So i commented her and ask her to join me. So we planned lah for the next week. 

So the day has come. Dude.. I woke up at 6am just for my make up okay! So here is my makeup look for that day.

I drove all the way from International City nak fetch Kak Adha first. Guess what? Waze took me the wrong place! It took me one bloody hour untuk sampai ke rumah Kak Adha! but its okay lah sebab lepas amek Kak Adha, masa nak amek Hani and Abby dah tak sesat dah. lol Masa dalam kereta tu of course lah gelak je memanjang! You know girls.. 

So we made it to The Hamptons.. Few minutes left for lunch but who cares? That was my first time here. Ah i love the deco! So service quite slow sikit. But all was good! 

I've ordered hot chocolate macam biasa sebab malas nak minum tea, ice and im not a coffee drinker. that macaroons reminds me of the kids back home. Rindu Malaysia tetibe.

So our food is served! I had big breakfast with omelette. Mintak medium tapi masih jugak dapat omelette yang dah fully cooked. I just dont like it. Sausage liat sikit. Roti masam. hahaha

so my intention of this brunch is actually nak kenalkan Abby with the rest. Well trust me, this is my first time jumpa Kak Adha. Lol! So we had a chat about so many thing! Cooking, Mana tempat lepak, weekends activity etc. Tak sangka pula kak adha and hani ni fun! 

Well i can say that abby is one of a hell goo photographer. Dia tau angle mana, lighting all good! Thanks babe!

Brunch was good with all these beautiful ladies. Tapi tak boleh lama because hani nak amek afiq kat school and kak adha nak kena balik awal sebab ada dating pula dengan her husband. We shall repeat! Thank you for your time! xx

Good Bye Ted

Assalamualaikum...

You are an amazing pondan i could have so far. Ya so far ok? 

I wish you all the best in finding a good husband. lol

Thank you for visiting me here and of course we're gonna miss you!!!

Tetamu dari Malaysia

Assalamualaikum...

This month i ada tetamu dari Malaysia. Bermulut puaka apatah lagi rambut pun takde. Ah bukan yang bulat belakang macam dalam gambar ni.. Mestilah yang i dah sotongkan dia. 

So pondan tua ni menjaga identiti konon tak nak bagi orang tau diapa siapa. Nasib baik i have a group of friends yang not like me tak terus pengsan lepas tengok muka si pondan tu. lol

So dia pandai bawak diri. from the airport,he took the shuttle untuk ke hotel. Dah sampai hotel baru text me suruh datang sebab nak bawak him dinner. We had dinner at Awani, The Beach. It was windy.. And cold. 

We had a chat. I mean a lot! dan dalam masa yang sama si emi dok mengisahkan sim card si pondan tua ni. Ada issue sikit but punya lah malas nak taip. But i just had too.

ETISALAT VISITOR

1. We bought the simcard masa my family datang visit aritu which is on December 23. And org kat Etisalat tu cakap, bila dah buka simcard tu kena call untuk activate.
2. We buka simcard tu on February 25th tapi bila call customer service,katanya dah diactivate and tak boleh guna as a traveller/visitor plan.
3. So we explain lah yang we beli masa family datang tapi tak buka and tak guna. So how come it is activated and how come pula bila baru nak guna tapi dah tak boleh jadi visitor plan?
4. So ok lah we hadap je lah mungkin sebab dah bosan dengar customer service dalam phone tu dok cakap "I dont know" kan.

Banyak juga yang diborakkan malam tu. Sampaikan pindah tempat lain juga sebab bagi laluan kat orang lain jugak nak makan plus meja takde. lol!

Tapi hati masih dendam dengan etisalat ok? Yes kena dendam jugak!

So the next day pulak, We went to IKEA for lunch and nak jumpa Warith, Abby, ans Nash. So sementara nak tunggu Warith and Abby habis shopping dalam IKEA, me, Emi, and Ted dok kisahkan Etisalat ni.

ETISALAT VISITOR

1. Pergi ke Machine tu untuk beli reload card but when key in number it says number not registered.
2. Ok pergi pulak counter, bagitau whats the situation. Then katanya kena topup je kat kedai biasa. Ada kedai phone tapi tak jual Etisalat. Tapi minah pinoy keje kedai tu bgtau the nearest is the supermarket (hyperpanda). Ok we beli topup 50dirham. Sebab katanya boleh amek daily pass. 
3. Bila dah topup, pegi balik Etisalat Kiosk tu and jumpa the staff. Again, we cerita apa masalahnya. Katanya xpe boleh guna tapi sebagai normal plan xboleh under visitor. Kena topup untuk data 75dirham untuk 1gb. So dia suruh kita topup lagi 25dirham sebab previous dah topup 50kan.
4. Ok pegi balik hyperpanda and topup lagi 25dirham. Then pegi balik Eitsala Kiosk tu. Guess What? Tetiba mamat tadi terkial kial buat kerja.
5. Ok. Aku start masuk campur. I asked "What happen" mukadimah cantik dah tu.
6. Jawapan dia selamba je "it cannot be used" so aku pun tanya "is that the right answer?" dia senyap. Dok sebok panggil staff lain tolong dia. Ok.
7. Bila dia dah panggil ramai ramai tu, aku akan highlight masa dia panggil minah arab sorang ni je.
8. Minah tu cakap kt dia "well you know we cannot do that. we cannot do anything. Tell her to buy a new one but there is no refund" kau sakit hati tak bila kau dengar macam tu? sakit kan? tunggu situ. Aku pun ada mix arab jugak. 
9. So aku tanya perempuan tu "are you telling me that the 75dirham that i have just topped up is just a waste? Are you kidding me? You see, I had a very lousy answer from your people from the call center telling me the number has been activated even we did not use it and we just open the starter pack last night. And they even told us that we can use this simcard as a normal plan and we are fine with it. And today, ive topped up 50dirham to purchase the data and your boy here asked me to add another 25dirham for 1gb data after he checked the phone and after he know whats really happening? Are you telling me that you cannot refund and more less you cannot do anything about it after your people asked me to do all the things ive did because they asked me to? Is there any better solution for my visitor here?"
10. So lelaki yang suruh aku topup tu jawab sambil senyum senyum "we can refund but you need to have another etisalat account. It will took 22-25days for the refund" So aku lagi naik hantu. Aku tanya "my visitor is going to be here for 5days. And where can he get the data if the refund is within 22-25days? Can you come up with a better solution? are you using etisalat? if you are, since you are the one who asked me to add on another 25dirham, why dont you pay me back. And you can have the refund within 25 days? I am tired of dealing with your people. Some says this, and some says that. This is the worse experience for my guest and this is his first time in Dubai. It is better using Du. the staff are friendly and the service are amazing."
11. Aku terus gerak dari counter tu. Its just a waste bila kau dah habiskan masa berapa lama untuk benda yang takde jalan penyelesaian plus hati kau sakit bila kau dengar staf tu cakap dah tak boleh buat apa2 sedangkan staff dia sendiri yang buat silap.

So we met Nashriq. The new guy juga yang baru pindah Dubai. He works at Emirates. Dia belanja lunch at IKEA! Hahaha katanya baru dapat gaji gituh. So we had a chat about emirates, MAS, and few other things yang aku dah tak ingat. lol

So then after makan, Syahmi nak datang. We ajak him pegi museum. Boleh? Ye lah sebab bawak tourist kan. lol

Then lepas museum, we went to Global Village. 

Masa we lepak makan, omg i swear that our pelancong Ted ni buat lawak sampai we all gelak tak kering gusi! Sakit hati sakit perut semua ada!

We decided to stay at Ted's hotel room that night. Sebab nak sambung lepak. Then Ted ada 2 guest. FA Emirates. omg guys kelakar please! And the next morning, Ted complaint the me and my husband tidur berdengkur. Pedulik apa aku dah penat! padan muka kau! Ted kata dia samai tak boleh tido dengan nyenyak. Well siapa suruh tidur lambat dari aku? hahahaha

So the next day, we bawak Ted to his confrence punya location so dia senang nak tau tempat tu kat mana and dia nak register. Later after that, we decided to go to padang pasir. here is the story:

1. We had lunch at Dragon Mart because the pick up is at Dragon Mart.
2. Lunch was so good! I had green curry and Thai Tea and of course mango sticky rice. Yummy!
3. After lunch, we all tunggu pick up. 
4. So bila pickup dah sampai, the three of us tak muat nak masuk dalam van tu.
5. Driver kata dia salah kira
6. Kau tau tak betapa malunya aku dengan guest aku?
7. Even it is not my fault, tapi macam tak masuk akal la kau boleh salah kira
8. Then ada this one pinoy nak suruh my husband duduk dekat tengah2 between driver seat and passenger seat. And tmpt tu mmg xde seat pun. 
9. Ringan je mulut aku nak cakap kat orang tua tu "why dont you sit there?"
10. We spent almost 30mins nak tunggu driver selesaikan masalah dia salah kira tu.
11. Katanya nak suruh kami naik teksi.
12. Well hello, kena bayar lagi.
13. Lepastu kau pun aku nak kena bayar lagi
14. So ok, Ted decided to go to the Mall je
15. Memangla aku tak puas hati sebab service macam tu. Akurasa macam nak marah sangat time tu
16. Aku terus turun van dengan Ted and aku terus jalan. Takde nak tunggu tunggu dah.
17. Tapi emi dengan ted gigih lagi tunggu. Aku tak boleh la. Sebab bengang pasal simcard dia pun tak sudah lagi.
18. Sebab aku fikir kalau aku tunggu lagi melayan driver tu, mungkin dia kena sembur je dengan aku.

So then the next day, i took ted to dinner kat Dapoer Kita makan indonesian food. Nasib baik dia happy. Then pergi pasar beli paru sebab nak buat nasi lemak. Hehehe. Sempat la pose dengan bhaiya tu tengah potong paru. 

I took him to souq naif juga. Ted nak beli abaya for his family. Happy to see him happy atleast la kan. 

And this pondan got me serbuk pewarna untuk buat nasi kerabu!! So boleh la belajar! hehehehehehe thanks ted!

So here is a tip for all you people yang nak datang Dubai. 

BERSABAR.